Blowout

Just treated my loved ones to a very special dinner —- grilled angus steak, steamed asparagus wrapped in bacon and creamy chicken noodle soup (sorry, no dessert, just fresh fruits). I know it doesn’t sound much but the “special” part is that… wait for it…. I cooked it! (take that, Cat Cora) Yup, little old domestically challenged me just cooked a full meal and it was a resounding success! I can still hear the burps of contentment and remember the belly patting that followed afterwards.

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gLee

Taking Chances

Sweet Caroline

Defying Gravity

Unnatural

If your spouse died, you’re either called a widow or widower.
If both your parents died, you are called an orphan.
But what if the parents outlived their son or daughter, what do you call them? I honestly don’t know. To the best of my knowledge, there is no such word. Why? Maybe because it is not the proper order of things, it is just not natural… or maybe it is just too horrible to fathom.

My sincerest condolences. I can only imagine what you are feeling right now. My heart goes out to you….

Lie to Me

I watch it to hone my bullsh?t radar, you watch it to sharpen your forked tongue.