Sarcastic Quotes

For the past weeks, I’ve become fascinated with sarcastic/mean quotes. I don’t know why…. well, a friend has an inkling as to the reasons why but I don’t want to dwell on that. =oP

As expected, these negative vibes had bad effects on me. Can you say wicked? hehehe…. So to purge it, I’m posting these quotes so I can just get it out of my system.

• I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
• You’re surely depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
• I’d insult your intelligence but you wouldn’t get it
• I’m not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you can’t have
• Heaven won’t have me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over
• I am not a player, I’m the game
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• The brain of a stupid person has two sides: the left where there is nothing right, and the right where there is nothing left.
• Everybody wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die